LSU Baseball recently dropped their walk-up song list, and as usual, it’s a mix of classics, country vibes, rap beats, and a few curveballs like Johnny Cash and Kelis thrown in for good measure. While the selection is generally solid, there’s one glaring omission, a missed opportunity of epic proportions, and it revolves around a freshman pitcher from Spring Hill, Tennessee: Blake Money.
Yes, you read that right. Blake. Money. And for his inaugural college walk-up song, he chose…”Wanted Dead Or Alive” by Bon Jovi. Now, Bon Jovi is a legend, but with a name like Money, choosing a song not about money is like striking out with the bases loaded and no outs.
But fear not, Blake! This isn’t about shaming; it’s about coaching. It’s about guiding you towards your destiny, a destiny soundtracked by cold, hard cash… or at least songs about it. Inspired by Coach Paul Mainieri’s quote comparing Blake Money’s personality to the energetic Todd Peterson, we believe Blake has the charisma to own this and become a fan favorite.
So, Blake, consider this your personalized playlist of walk-up songs, all centered around the theme you were born to embrace: money. Let’s turn this coachable moment into a home run.
The Obvious Home Runs: Classic Money Anthems
These are the songs that are practically begging to be used by someone named Money. They’re well-known, crowd-pleasing, and undeniably on-theme.
1. “Take Me Home Tonight” | Eddie Money
This is the ultimate no-brainer. If there’s a Mount Rushmore of baseball walk-up songs, “Take Me Home Tonight” featuring Eddie Money would be chiseled right in the center. It’s a classic rock staple, instantly recognizable, and, well, the artist’s last name is Money. It’s almost too perfect. Any flak you get for being “too obvious” just means they’re jealous they didn’t think of it first.
2. “Money for Nothing” | Dire Straits
Pitchers get more time for their walk-up music, and “Money for Nothing” is designed for a slow burn intro that explodes into a killer guitar riff. The build-up creates tension, and when that riff hits as you step onto the mound? Pure intimidation. Plus, the lyrics, even if slightly cynical about “money for nothing,” still hammer home the theme.
3. “Money” | Pink Floyd
Speaking of iconic intros, “Money” by Pink Floyd starts with the unmistakable sound of clinking coins. Talk about setting the stage! This progressive rock masterpiece has a driving bassline and a saxophone solo that screams “big money moves.” Again, pitchers can utilize the extended intro to full effect, creating a dramatic and powerful entrance.
Adding Some Flavor: Rap and Hip-Hop Money Tracks
Let’s inject some modern energy and lyrical swagger with these hip-hop anthems about wealth and success.
4. “Mo Money Mo Problems” | The Notorious B.I.G. ft. Puff Daddy & Mase
Biggie Smalls is always a crowd-pleaser, and “Mo Money Mo Problems” is a classic of the genre. The beat is infectious, and the message, while again slightly tongue-in-cheek about the downsides of wealth, is undeniably about money. It’s a confident, swaggering choice that projects a winning mentality.
5. “Money Longer” | Lil Uzi Vert
For a more contemporary vibe, “Money Longer” by Lil Uzi Vert brings the energy. The bass-heavy instrumental is perfect for getting the crowd hyped, and the repetitive, catchy hook is pure earworm material. Imagine the Alex Box Stadium PA system blasting this – it’s a guaranteed energy boost.
6. “Money Maker” | Ludacris ft. Pharrell
Throwing it back to the mid-2000s with a certified banger. “Money Maker” by Ludacris is pure, unadulterated fun. It’s got a catchy beat, Pharrell’s signature production, and lyrics that are, you guessed it, all about making money. This is a feel-good anthem that will get the fans on their feet.
The Underdog Picks: Unique and Thematically Rich
These choices are a bit more left-field but still pack a punch and solidify the “Money” theme with a twist.
7. “Lawyers, Guns and Money” | Warren Zevon
For a touch of rock and roll cynicism with a side of dark humor, “Lawyers, Guns and Money” by Warren Zevon is a brilliant choice. It’s smart, witty, and the title itself is a memorable phrase. Plus, the line “send lawyers, guns, and money” can be easily adapted to “send lawyers, guns, and Blake Money” for maximum effect.
8. “Take the Money and Run” | Steve Miller Band
The iconic “clapclapclapclapclap” intro of “Take the Money and Run” is instantly recognizable and guaranteed to get the crowd clapping along. It’s a classic rock gem with a playful, slightly rebellious vibe, perfect for a pitcher who’s ready to steal strikes and leave the opposing team empty-handed.
9. “1st of Tha Month” | Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
For a more laid-back, subtle approach, “1st of Tha Month” by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony is a smooth, mellow track about the relief of getting paid. It’s a different vibe from the high-energy bangers, but it’s undeniably about money and has a cool, understated confidence.
10. “money machine” | 100 gecs
Okay, hear us out. “money machine” by 100 gecs is… chaotic. It’s hyperpop, it’s loud, it’s abrasive, and it’s utterly unforgettable. Imagine the sheer shock value of this blasting through the stadium speakers. It’s a wildcard pick, but sometimes, being unpredictable is the best strategy. Plus, imagine Coach Mainieri’s reaction – priceless.
The Bottom Line: Embrace the Name, Blake!
Blake Money, you have a golden opportunity here. Your name is practically a gift from the baseball gods. Embrace it! Choose a walk-up song about money, and you’ll not only entertain the fans but also create a memorable and unique persona for yourself. Ditch “Wanted Dead Or Alive” (for now) and strike gold with a money-themed anthem. The fans, and your walk-up music legacy, will thank you for it.
